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The Gifts of the Christmas Cyclops

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by: Tony Arnold
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Publication Date: January 7, 2026
Book Size: 6" x 9"
Pages: 412
Binding: Perfect Bound
Color: Standard Black & White
Cover Finish: Glossy
Paper: 60# Cream
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Book Synopsis
THE GIFTS OF THE CHRISTMAS CYCLOPS
by Tony W. Arnold

Forget the department-store Santa. Deep in the Florida swamps, where the palmettos give way to legend, a different kind of gift-bringer keeps watch — eight feet tall, one enormous eye, and a heart bigger than the everglades themselves.

The Gifts of the Christmas Cyclops is a wildly inventive collection of interlinked tales from the Whisanant Mythos, blending cryptozoology, backwoods folklore, and genuine holiday tenderness into something you've never quite read before. Meet Grönt, a lonely skunk ape who mistakes a mall Santa for a sacred figure from his own people's midwinter tradition — and sets off a chain of misunderstandings, friendships, and impossible communities that span generations. Meet Lurgy, passing down two centuries of hand-carved gifts and sacred vestments to the next Christmas Cyclops. Meet the boy who builds a bridge between species nobody thought could coexist, one clumsy, brave gesture at a time.

Equal parts swamp gothic, cosmic wonder, and Christmas-morning warmth, this book asks a strange and lovely question: what if every culture's midwinter gift-giver — however many eyes he has — springs from the same universal longing to connect, to belong, to be seen?

Funny, strange, unexpectedly moving — this is holiday fiction for readers who want their eggnog spiked with something a little wilder. If you love found-family stories, regional folklore reimagined, and Christmas tales with real teeth (sometimes literally), the Christmas Cyclops is waiting for you in the palmettos.

One eye. Infinite heart. A Florida Christmas tradition unlike any other.
Customer Comments
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Posted: January 7, 2026
Customer comment 5 star rating
This collection of false narratives would be a practical example of an A.I. Golem, that is lying through its teeth with impunity, which is the folkloric thief’s point. The crux is that a robot whipping boy can’t be held accountable, and therefore the insurance companies can’t make an artistic risk assessment of literary merit. Were the Temple of Scientonomy to extend personhood to robots and aliens, then the Vatican would have to sell airy-fairy faith to its insurers. The alien globalist is a mirroring monkey, a lunatic pretender, on a fake throne, with a nervous finger on a catapult button in the event of being found out – which is why, were satanic Odin ever to rise, Freemasonry would be tasked with carrying out the Vatican’s hidden imperial agenda of sowing chaos – which is Greek thinking--the idea of ‘Chaos’ contrasted with ‘Cosmos’ and likewise, in the proto-Scythian thinking, Moloch is contrasted with Genesis. When breaking the ‘7th seal’ there is crucial moment, when the veils of delusions are penetrated – which causes the breakdown of narrative, propelling an out-of-body experience. Insurance companies cannot insure against a ‘Tower of Babel-moment’, where an unhinged narrative such as the contents of this book causes epistemic collapse, erosion of language, and breakdown of logic. An indigenous shaman is a typical chaos pilot (a Wile E. Coyote & the Roadrunner toilet brush), who has been catapulted outside the karmic wheel – where he pow-wows, as an Odin-Buddha, with Black Elk’s Six Grandfathers at the zero point of origin.
About The Author
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Tony Arnold is the cryptonym under which internationally recognized science/travel writer and Tiki Misanthropologist Dr. Crabbe Rangoon publishes his creative fiction.
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