Book Synopsis
Pete is just your regular average guy. He works a regular average boring job. He lives in a regular average rundown apartment. He has a regular average love life with a girlfriend named Lauren who adores him. There's just one thing; besides Pete's budget for his bills and grocery shopping, he's a regular average 200 year old vampire. And he's finally decided to settle down and marry Lauren. The problem? Before he can propose to her officially, Lauren wants Pete to meet her parents over dinner, and ask for her hand in marriage the old fashioned way.. oh yeah, and to confess the tiny issue of his vampirism to her parents before dessert is on the table.