Box Truck Press on the Campaign Trail
Christopher Ingraham
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$10.85
Size: 5.5" x 8.5"
Binding: Perfect Bound
Chuck Norris on Look-Out
Ted Cruz made it down to Florida in a hurry. It was March, and the heat was already starting to accumulate. “Was he more sensitive about these things?” He wondered. He had some business to attend to in the shadiest marina in Jacksonville.
He needed to find an old English lady in an orange sailing ship. He needed an edge. He needed to not look like John Kerry. He needed to stay sober.
He needed some of that stuff that Kerry couldn't get his hands on. He needed that Bush stuff- that pure, uncut Bush stuff. Little did Cruz know, Jeb was lurking.
Jeb had felt hard-done-by and had ultimately lost his fucking marbles. And that was why he had bee ...