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“MurMurings” are illustrated jokes, one-liners, and non-sequiturs reflective of my quirky views and observations of the world around me. My first draft included sequiturs, but they were later deleted and used to keep my dining room table level. But wait – there’s more! The “MurMurings” book is sub-titled “Funny Tales of Terror and Other Desperate Cries for Help.” The nine “Funny Tales of Terror”, which appear after every few pages of “MurMurings”, are hilarious (and true) short stories about frightening or tense events from my life. MurMurings is meant for people of all ages. Except newborns. They can teethe on a stale bagel. The Funny Tales of Terror include: My First C ...

If you can drive better in reverse than most people drive forward. If after buying a new bigger truck you decide that now you can buy a new bigger trailer... and the cycle keeps repeating! If you buy things you will never need simply because they are collapsible. and hundreds more! Just like the back half of the Walmart parking lot this book is made just for RVers. A collection of some of the funniest RV jokes ever put in to print you will now have an even better excuse to spend more time on the commode! You might be a RVer If... roughing it is only water and electric. a toad is not an amphibian. you know what a "dump" really is. going out for drinks means sitting under the ...