Poetry > Humorous

A collection of poetry and short stories, mostly humorous penned by my dad Hari Myers. The words may rhyme, The lines keep time, And verse go on for pages. But still I’ll frown And put it down, And leave it there for ages. ... Don’t give me tomes Of lengthy poems Awash with words all buttery. I like a bit Of twisted wit; A little book of puttery.

K.B.S. delivers us a new and exciting style of "poetry" which he dubs "American Primitive", inspired by the American Primitive musical tradition. To summarize, K.B.S. weds his cynical and dry wit with a general disdain for poetic imagery and flowery language, creating a minimalistic style of prose which exemplifies the American (and specifically Los Angelesian) perspective. In this short collection of writing, K.B.S. showcases his style in his first published work of poetry.

Maybe my little book will be something silly to put on your coffee table or night stand. Make an offbeat gift for the bacon lover in your circle of human contact. Let’s say a lunch break giggle in your cubicle, relief of a stressful day. Or maybe I’m delusional to think anyone would pay hard earned cash for the ramblings of a food fanatic. I figure the bacon bond is like superglue. Works in the commercial, mug handle back on. Or it just fucking sucks and falls off. Hot coffee all over your keyboard. Believe in the product, just press down for a full 30 seconds and buy the book! Soaking up the Au jus of life every day. ...

"Batshit Love" delves into an ailment which afflicts us all at one time or another, and seeks to salve the reader's wounds with humor, scathing wit, and the cauterizing agony of truth. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the next drug gang meet-up! Now there's no more excuse for not pretending to read! ...

"Cryptid Florida" examines the curious fauna to be found in the Sunshine State's headlines, smoke shops, package stores and unlit parking lots. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the next drug gang meet-up! Now there's no more excuse for not pretending to read! That affordable enough for ya, tightw ...

"Famous Selfie-Snappers of Florida" celebrates the Sunshine State's flock of Narcissists: those know-it-all denizens of social media, romantically involved with their smartphones and fake-smiling their way toward a certain, unglamorous grave. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the next drug gang meet- ...

"Harridan Drollery" confronts the beast we all loathe and detest: the miserable, misbegotten, universally petulant human harridan. This soul-saving booklet gives the reader new hope in countering her acidic effects with humor, insight and godly benevolence. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the nex ...

"Her Name was Beau" celebrates the hilarious side of sexual deviancy & topsy-turvy gender roles, and the current vogue for demonizing more normalized, well-adjusted specimens. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the next drug gang meet-up! Now there's no more excuse for not pretending to read! That ...

These inspirational, truthful, and funny poems and prayers about hunting, farming, Mother Nature, country living, and faith in the Lord are straight from the heart of a simple, backwoods country boy. You're gonna laugh and you may cry. At the very least, you're gonna stop and think.