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Crazy sh*t happens every day, and people can be pretty wacky. "JUST NOW: You Can't Make This Sh*t Up" was born from the author's social media posts detailing some of the crazy, stupid, annoying, and often hilarious situations he has found himself in. Highlights include: * Bob: I can also offer you the value pack, where we include two free death certificates. * Guy on plane: Take it easy; how would I know your bag has things in it? * Prostitute: In my line of work, I really need to be enthusiastic and to give good customer service. * Flip's little boy: Dad, your armpit smells like a dog farted.