Short Stories > Humor

A peculiar, though a tad irreverent, collection of humorous stories on holidays, odd creatures and politics. All of these creatures have a lot to say, are far from normal, and may even be RUSSIANS! I have provided cartoon and photographic proof for the public. Some of these stories were originally written to augment products which included t-shirts, prints, cards etc. But I enjoyed it and wrote more that I clearly found amusing, hopefully others will as well.

During my growing up years on the farm in the 1940s and 1950s, there were no electronic devices to occupy us, no television or even plastic toys. Our fun other than when we were working centered around family members, in my case, seven siblings. The stories in this publication are mostly true (depending on which sibling you talk to). My own children and grandchildren heard them first and then I wrote them down realizing the majority of kids born now will have little or no first hand experience with growing up on a farm in America. Readers wrote: "Hilarious" "Touching, good morals taught" "Pity your siblings" "Are you still friends with your siblings?" "So many of the ...

Rapunzel has a grand adventure as she learns about her new family. Follow along as she finds new friends and gets into outrageous situations in this story. This book is based on the Elf on the Shelf(c) story and gives parents great ideas on the things your own elf can get into. Illustrated photos show how easy and fun this Christmas tradition will be for you.

Mission Statement: by Mr. Broke Every time I get some Damn money in my pocket, here comes Mr. Broke. Sometimes I get so mad, I want to punch him dead in his eye socket. Telling me how to spend my money. Are you serious? I am not laughing, and this shit isn’t funny. I swear he only does this to me. Like he has got a GPS taped to my back. If this shit keeps up, I am going to have to hit the streets and get this money back. I live paycheck to paycheck, paying the minimum balance on all my bills. Not because I am cheap. After paying rent, gas, and school. I still need to eat. The fellas call me up, wanting to go hang out and have a good time. After further evaluation (check money in m ...

This compilation of short stories by Dale Voigtlander shares thirty years of cowboy adventures through his witty and humorous perspective. His journey starts on the family's homestead farm in southern Minnesota and takes you along for the ride as he works as a wrangler in countless National Parks across the American West. Stops along the way will include guest ranches, outfitters, summer camps, stage coach rides and the occasional western romance. You will laugh, cry, and marvel at the amusing happenings in these true cowboy tales.