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She Bully

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by: Adam Bruckner
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Publication Date: April 17, 2019
Book Size: 6" x 9"
Pages: 100
Binding: Perfect Bound
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Book Synopsis
Ali Ocasio-Cortez is a bully. Ronald Triumph said she was a huge bully, but he has a bone spur on his tooth so it sounded like ‘yuge’ bully. AOC is a bully and she isn’t alone. Ali and her 5th grade girlfriends are pinching, plucking, and popping boys who don’t believe in global warming. Those Green Girls are breaking ears, smashing nipples, and squeezing kids so hard their innies turn to outies. The Green Girls are trying to save Union School from superduper floods and forest fires. They have declared a global warning about global warming.
Ali said that if we don’t start recycling and taking better care of the planet, we are all going to melt or fall into an earthquake crack or get seasick inside of a tornado. I don’t want to get seasick inside of a tornado.
Ali says that the good news is that we don’t have to die young. And we don’t have to end up in an ear cast. If we join her team and pledge allegiance to the Green Girls, we still have 11.93 years to save the planet.
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