All books using the keywords: Ed Engman

Ed Engman is at it again with a rollicking collection of short stories and poems. Includes bonus pages from the legendary "National Spatula".

"Digital Asset Management: Planning for Deployment" is an overview of the activities required for selecting, deploying, and maintaining a Digital Asset Management system. The book is ideal for those just learning about Digital Asset Management, or for team members working on an asset management project.

A story so great, it needed a seek-whale! Here is the story of Airmail Llewelyn, a young man who seeks fortune and adventure on the high seas! Watch as he travels half-way across the globe before realizing he forgot his glasses! Another incredible parody by the master of satire, Ed Engman. If you have Moby Dick on your bookshelf, you MUST buy Moby Dick II. Your library is incomplete without this book!

The walls of Montee Hall hold many secrets, and little insulation. If you listen closely, you will hear the sins, the passions, and the intrigues of five generations, and eventually your ear will get cold. "Downton Abbey meets the Professional Bowling Association" says Halton Cowthorne of The Weekly Monthly. If you can't get enough of the manners of the manors, perhaps Montee Hall will put an end to that.

Wow! Engman has packed even more LPP (laffs per paragraphs) in a book critics are hailing as a worthy successor to "American Diaper". Boris Pasteurized, Ian Flaming, F. Scott Fitznggiggles, even Mary Flintstonecraft Shelley are all sent up in this latest collection of no-holds barred parodies. "Funnier than the New Testament!" The New York Daily Weekly Whatever

"The Dead Goat That Saved Christmas" is a collection of seasonal tall tales that will disturb generations to come! Do you like "A Christmas Carol"? Get the REAL story by reading the "Excerpts from Bob Cratchit's Diary"! Is Santa just another jerk boss? The answer is in "The Perfect Stocking Stuffer"! Sing along to these big Christmas hits: "Yellow Snow Angel" and "Just Give Jesus the Expensive Stuff". And much, much more! The perfect book for people who have had it with Christmas!

The First Beatnik in Outer Space is a collection of incredible short stories written by space aliens and transmitted to earth telepathically via encrypted digital signals. Using a special ray-gun, "Earth" author Ed Engman expertly translates these tales without losing those Venusian nuances that tend trip up the most experienced space interpreters.

What happens when you bring a mad nuclear scientist, a gorgeous supermodel, a stuttering ventriloquist, and a talking donkey together in a medieval castle on a deserted polar ice cap in outer space? Who knows? You will find none of those characters in this compelling story about politics gone haywire. "A chilling story rooted in today's unhinged political discourse; could be front page news if only the author had added a cool man-eating robot to the story" Calder Hathaway, The Daily Weekly