Humor

Upon concluding a 46 year career in the Jewish Funeral Industry I wanted to share some of the comedic experiences I encountered, and as every industry has strange and funny experiences, none can come close to those when it comes to discussing end of life plans and procedures. Along with some memoirs I have included some jokes and funereal tidbits.

This book is a compilation of short stories of life, as seen through the eyes of a rural police officer. There are incidents from his younger life, which carry into how he became what he is, what he believed, and things he worked through. The majority of his career was served in a large county. He often patrolled alone and had to get himself out of whatever he got himself into. No day was the same, and no person responded the same. There were times of fear, anger, disappointment, and sickening tragedies. He believes law enforcement is a calling, and as a field training officer tried to inspire interns to become good public servants, because they are certainly needed. He wrote about ...

"Monster" was the name coined by my daughter to describe her little brother who always got into mischief. He said and did the darndest things, so I wrote everything down during his early years. This compilation of his comical events are completely true and guaranteed to make you laugh!

A collection of poetry and short stories, mostly humorous penned by my dad Hari Myers. The words may rhyme, The lines keep time, And verse go on for pages. But still I’ll frown And put it down, And leave it there for ages. ... Don’t give me tomes Of lengthy poems Awash with words all buttery. I like a bit Of twisted wit; A little book of puttery.

4th Edition, newly revised and re-edited. This book contains 17 original songs for soprano and piano on a variety of subjects, all dealing with some aspect of everyone's life experience like love, loss, desire, spirituality, pets, etc. Some are humorous, some very serious, a few are religious. All have been composed by J. S. Graves, a classically trained pianist and composer. The scores appear in easily read, high quality, professional engraving. The contents list can be viewed at astarfell.com/blog. Further comments on the book itself and a composer's bio can also be viewed on astarfell.com. Additionally, all of the songs in this book can be viewed and purchased individually at jsgraves ...

4th Edition, newly revised and re-edited. This book contains 17 original songs for soprano and piano on a variety of subjects, all dealing with some aspect of everyone's life experience like love, loss, desire, spirituality, pets, etc. Some are humorous, some very serious, a few are religious. All have been composed by J. S. Graves, a classically trained pianist and composer. The scores appear in easily read, high quality, professional engraving. The contents list can be viewed at astarfell.com. Further comments on the book itself and a composer's bio can also be viewed on astarfell.com. Additionally, all of the songs in this book can be viewed and purchased individually at jsgraves.musi ...

"A Wilderness of Forking Paths" is the antipodal companion to the previous Whisanant Mythos volume, "A Wild Hunt." Absent a moral/philosophical wilderness guide such as "A Wild Hunt," "...Forking Paths" illustrates the tragic potential lying in wait for each of us in the form of traps along life's wandering pathways. Utilizing Artificial Intelligence images extracted from a parallel reality regarding our subject's twin doppelganger there, this book uses the Temple of Scientonomy's computer network to translate those images into a storyline depicting an altogether different outcome for the parallel Dixie Whiz! Printed on glossy stock, featuring over 75 original full-color plates. Volu ...

Bad Fan Fiction is a collection of original fan fiction stories with ridiculous premises, amateurish prose, and needlessly specific references to minuscule aspects of the IP off which they're based. We’ve written every story to make you laugh, shake your head, and whisper "my god" in earnest. There are also pictures, because you're never too old for pictures. This is the perfect book to throw on your coffee table for guests, slip in the bathroom for when your phone’s charging, or read aloud for your friends to laugh and jeer at. Truly a book for all seasons. The Second Edition includes a new foreword by Tess Dugan, 70% fewer typos, and the same Smut-Free Guarantee from the first ed ...

"Batshit Love" delves into an ailment which afflicts us all at one time or another, and seeks to salve the reader's wounds with humor, scathing wit, and the cauterizing agony of truth. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the next drug gang meet-up! Now there's no more excuse for not pretending to read! ...