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Timothy Samuels is thoroughly confused, hurt and disgusted with life and with religion in particular. He is hired by his uncle, Bishop Robert Graystein to be a photo-journalist for his church. Bishop Graystein has a premonition that a tragedy will occur at one of the conventions that Timothy is assigned to cover. Timothy feels that his assignment as a photo-journalist is just a CONNED VOCATION that his uncle conceived to convert him. Timothy must solve the mystery, connect with his daughter, and ultimately discover the reality of God. THE CONNED VOCATION is filled with satire, humor, mystery, romance and poetry.

“Unlikely Enemies,” a contemporary action, adventure, comedy, tragedy, about Blacks, Jews and Terrorists. After a bungled mugging Black youth, BRAYTON JAMES, 24, collides with terrorists delivering money for an arms deal. He escapes, but, now he and his pal, CALVIN WATKINS, 23, are marked for death by the terrorists who are organizing a cell in Brooklyn Heights, NY, led by RASHID ABISALEH, 45, a violently rabid terrorist leader. Israeli secret agents arrive to destroy the burgeoning cell, and foil an assassination plot. MOISHE MUSTANG, 55, and side-kicks, ABE LIPSKY, 60, and ARTHUR PISKY, 58, all expertly trained assassins who must remain undetected by American Intelligence. At an Isr ...

In this book I will introduce you to 250 of the World’s most interesting and unusual Facts. This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hair-dresser and other everyday life experiences. Get ready, since it is a very unusual collection. Carry these interesting facts with you and have a ‘REALLY’ at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is a pocket book version you may take it where ever you go in need for impressing people with some facts.

In this book I will introduce you to over 7000 one-liners and quotes. This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hair-dresser and other eve¬ryday life experiences. Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind. Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is a pocket book you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.

This book illustrates Hooter's Restaurants worldwide celebrating their fine service as well as their delightfully tacky but very friendly and helpful wait staff.

What happens when Christmas loses it's joy and excitement? When financial problems seem to be insurmountable at Christmas? Follow one man's journey as he rediscovers the true joy of Christmas when Santa Claus himself comes to visit. A charming tale of twinkling lights, uninvited guests and the birth of Christ will leave you wishing for a visit from Saint Nick and a renewed desire to put the "Christ" back in Christmas.

Kaylis Woods copes with inner demons from several sources when her long time boyfriend, Dmitri Branimir, proposes marriage. The product of a broken marriage, survivor of domestic violence at the hands of her ex boyfriend, Mike, and haunted by dreams stemming from childhood, Kaylis seeks to make sense of things before fully embracing the idea of a wedding, only to make a deal with the devil in the form of her spacey mother, Willow. Willow proposes a solution for two issues: (1) see a therapist to get perspective on the situation and (2) she will stay out of wedding planning, unless Kaylis requests said assistance. Dmitri stands steadfast in his desire to wed Kay, but his patienc ...

College freshman Philip Wright had nothing but academics, friends, and girls on his mind during that comfortable autumn as he prepared for a truly bright future. It was a typical time for a young man, until an unusual package was discovered, containing an ancient artifact that would alter the course of history and catapult Philip into an unforgettable adventure. When a pair of young men find an unusual sphere, their lives are changed forever. Things get even more amazing when they learn of the secrets of age, potentially extending life indefinitely. Discovering an ancient order that has existed for thousands of years, they become entangled in a conflict of legendary magnitude. Get ...

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Bad Fan Fiction is a collection of original fan fiction stories with ridiculous premises, amateurish prose, and needlessly specific references to minuscule aspects of the IP off which they're based. We’ve written every story to make you laugh, shake your head, and whisper "my god" in earnest. There are also pictures, because you're never too old for pictures. This is the perfect book to throw on your coffee table for guests, slip in the bathroom for when your phone’s charging, or read aloud for your friends to laugh and jeer at. Truly a book for all seasons. The Second Edition includes a new foreword by Patrick Dugan, 70% fewer typos, and the same Smut-Free Guarantee from the first ...