Humor

This book is a compilation of short stories of life, as seen through the eyes of a rural police officer. There are incidents from his younger life, which carry into how he became what he is, what he believed, and things he worked through. The majority of his career was served in a large county. He often patrolled alone and had to get himself out of whatever he got himself into. No day was the same, and no person responded the same. There were times of fear, anger, disappointment, and sickening tragedies. He believes law enforcement is a calling, and as a field training officer tried to inspire interns to become good public servants, because they are certainly needed. He wrote about ...

This fairy tale creation is meant to bring joy and laughter to it's readers. It is based on true events in the author's life. It is to be remembered.

Kaylis Woods copes with inner demons from several sources when her long time boyfriend, Dmitri Branimir, proposes marriage. The product of a broken marriage, survivor of domestic violence at the hands of her ex boyfriend, Mike, and haunted by dreams stemming from childhood, Kaylis seeks to make sense of things before fully embracing the idea of a wedding, only to make a deal with the devil in the form of her spacey mother, Willow. Willow proposes a solution for two issues: (1) see a therapist to get perspective on the situation and (2) she will stay out of wedding planning, unless Kaylis requests said assistance. Dmitri stands steadfast in his desire to wed Kay, but his patienc ...

"Batshit Love" delves into an ailment which afflicts us all at one time or another, and seeks to salve the reader's wounds with humor, scathing wit, and the cauterizing agony of truth. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the next drug gang meet-up! Now there's no more excuse for not pretending to read! ...

Parents usually hope their kids learn from the mistakes they made when they were their age. They tell them stories about when they were kids and how life was different. Occasionally, the life of a child mirrors the life of a parent. How the child reacts to those similar situations is largely affected by how the parent raised them—or didn’t. This series of essays—often humorous, sometimes downbeat—chronicles the author’s life from birth to just shy of forty, demonstrating how events in his life mirror those of his mother. Their situations while seemingly very different, were often eerily similar. How each reacted and the results that followed, however, are quite different. With ex ...

The safest way to avoid an STD is to become celibate. Tranea Prosser puts a humorous spin on a subject that is usually taboo, SAFE SEX. But she found something to laugh about in her celibate walk and believes that you can too!

THEY control the government. THEY control the media. Soon THEY will enslave every nation on Earth. But somehow, Woodhead and Blundstein, two sweet but bumbling sandwich-boys turned reporters, have managed to stumble upon the “Story Of The Century” and may actually manage to expose THEIR entire global conspiracy. Much to the chagrin of this Secret Group of Powerful Men - trained assassins cannot kill our hapless heroes. Special Forces cannot stop them. Damn it! Woodhead and Blundstein are ruining everything! Wicked funny and wicked smart. If you love Mel Brooks and have heard of Noam Chomsky, you need to read this book!

"Cryptid Florida" examines the curious fauna to be found in the Sunshine State's headlines, smoke shops, package stores and unlit parking lots. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the next drug gang meet-up! Now there's no more excuse for not pretending to read! That affordable enough for ya, tightw ...

"Famous Selfie-Snappers of Florida" celebrates the Sunshine State's flock of Narcissists: those know-it-all denizens of social media, romantically involved with their smartphones and fake-smiling their way toward a certain, unglamorous grave. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the next drug gang meet- ...

A lengthy book, and pleasant to hold in the hand. What is inside it? Hmm ... stanzas, each in the seventeen syllable form of a haiku: yet constituting informative writing in clear and simple prose (like this description you are reading, which is in the same stanza form). What is it about? The cover says: satire on life and religion. Is it funny, then? Sometimes, and sometimes a good deal worse than funny. There are passages, a few, that bring you up short. What were you thinking? About what you met in your life, and what you thought you think about God. (You know, that God, the most hilarious being in the universe.) The book is built of brief discourses, that seem like s ...