Humor

Upon concluding a 46 year career in the Jewish Funeral Industry I wanted to share some of the comedic experiences I encountered, and as every industry has strange and funny experiences, none can come close to those when it comes to discussing end of life plans and procedures. Along with some memoirs I have included some jokes and funereal tidbits.

Timothy Samuels is thoroughly confused, hurt and disgusted with life and with religion in particular. He is hired by his uncle, Bishop Robert Graystein to be a photo-journalist for his church. Bishop Graystein has a premonition that a tragedy will occur at one of the conventions that Timothy is assigned to cover. Timothy feels that his assignment as a photo-journalist is just a CONNED VOCATION that his uncle conceived to convert him. Timothy must solve the mystery, connect with his daughter, and ultimately discover the reality of God. THE CONNED VOCATION is filled with satire, humor, mystery, romance and poetry.

In this book I will introduce you to over 7000 one-liners and quotes. This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hair-dresser and other eve¬ryday life experiences. Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind. Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is a pocket book you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.

"Monster" was the name coined by my daughter to describe her little brother who always got into mischief. He said and did the darndest things, so I wrote everything down during his early years. This compilation of his comical events are completely true and guaranteed to make you laugh!

FOR ALL METRO GUYS AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM This book is for YOU! Self-examining, reflective, eccentric and sometimes serious, Dave Pacailler shares humorous insights to his sensitive shades-of-gray personality that starkly contrasts that of his impervious, thick-skinned, macho-esque wife.

If you need a reason to trust President Donald Trump, this is the book you want. A must read for liberals, Democrats, and disaffected Republicans and conservatives.

American poet, Nathan Polsky, entertains us again in this second volume of poems which reflect the wisdom and humor found in nine decades of American life. With rhyme and verse, Polsky gives us pause for thought on subjects from family to dogs to the fate of mankind.

They say a proper lady follows the rules. She lets the gentleman take the lead. She obeys her chaperone. She is soft spoken and careful in everything she says and does. She doesn’t intrude into a gentleman’s business. And she most certainly doesn’t become the object of scandal. Miss Lilly Lowell has been careful to follow the rules all of her life. But the rules aren’t helping her now when she needs it most. She made the terrible mistake of spurning Mr. Morris' attention, and now he’s looking for someone else to marry. Determined to get him back, she hatches a plan to make him fall in love with her again. And doing so will require her to start breaking some rules. Hurt by Miss Lowe ...

Parents usually hope their kids learn from the mistakes they made when they were their age. They tell them stories about when they were kids and how life was different. Occasionally, the life of a child mirrors the life of a parent. How the child reacts to those similar situations is largely affected by how the parent raised them—or didn’t. This series of essays—often humorous, sometimes downbeat—chronicles the author’s life from birth to just shy of forty, demonstrating how events in his life mirror those of his mother. Their situations while seemingly very different, were often eerily similar. How each reacted and the results that followed, however, are quite different. With ex ...