Book Synopsis
JUST THE GOOD PARTS
Life's too short and love's too complicated to wade through the boring parts. So don't.
Just the Good Parts skips the padding and cuts straight to the meat: a sordid, unapologetic collection of tales about love, lust, loss, and good old-fashioned hypergamy — the kind of stories only White Devil Press has the stomach to publish. Bartenders who read your own book back to you in a voice that ends arguments before they start. Honesty as a dating strategy (results: mixed). Women who know exactly what they want and men too stubborn, too honest, or too far gone to stop wanting them anyway.
Then, just when you think you've had your fill, Doyce Whisanant drags you into the main event: a novella-length descent into Florida's adult theme-park underbelly, Lost Days in the Adventure Club — part fever dream, part confession, all Dixie Whiz.
Equal parts tragic and hilarious, tender and merciless, this is pulp with a philosophy degree and a two-drink minimum. Not for the squeamish. Not for the easily offended. Definitely for anyone who's ever wanted their fiction to stop beating around the bush and just get to it.
For adult readers only. You've been warned — now go order the harder one.
About The Author
Tony Arnold is the cryptonym under which internationally recognized science/travel writer and Tiki Misanthropologist Dr. Crabbe Rangoon publishes his creative fiction. Serving on renowned explorer Horst von Hesselbrut's last expedition, his subsequent endeavors included procurement journeys into Asia, the South Pacific and The Dark Continent. Distinguished as the Praetor Imprimitor of the Ordinis Orientalium Nasi Templum, he serves as the Intergalactic Attache for the Temple of Scientonomy. He is formally attached to the Ruling Council of The Spear of the Just and is Chancellor of the Ministry of Truth. He holds the Regent Chair of the Knights of the Eightfold Clover, and is an internet influencer. He's also a member of the Friends of the Library. Dr. Rangoon resides in a stilt home above the waters near Candor-on-Asperger, where he generates quaint music, writes and edits for the White Devil Press, frequents Chinese restaurants, and collects Oceanic artifacts, tobacco pipes, and exotic books.