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How to get the monkey out of your hair

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by: Sooze Johnson
Books with a 5 star rating  (2)
Publication Date: October 31, 2015
Book Size: 6" x 9"
Pages: 46
Binding: Perfect Bound
Color: Black and White
ISBN: 9781518860393
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Book Synopsis
There’s no better way to unwind than on a Caribbean Princess Cruise—that is if they let you board and then leave you the hell alone. Herein lays a candid account of what happens when your husband and friends can board the ship (but you can’t). Read on about the trials and tribulations of chasing down the cruise for four days. Experience firsthand the firewalls, loopholes, obstacles, heartburn, and heartache (and of course additional costs) to board a ‘closed loop’ Princess vessel. Oh, and if you want to know what it is like to be flagged as (and treated like) a terrorist then continue to read on about the remaining seven days of our ‘magical’ and ‘relaxing’ Princess vacation.
Customer Comments
Janice Burda
Posted: December 1, 2015
Customer comment 5 star rating
I have always known that Sooze would be a great writer. She has talent and a way of expressing herself that makes this short book a serious encounter, nerve racking experience, and a hilarious read.
James Drake
Posted: March 6, 2018
Customer comment 5 star rating
This tale of travel woes is written in a vibrant monologue style making the episodes relatable … just as we’ve endured such scenes in our own lives. The inside stories are reminiscent of Kate McCallister’s travails in HOME ALONE as she tries to get back to Kevin in Chicago. Well done.
About The Author
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Sooze Johnson grew up in Newport, Vermont and now lives in Seattle, Washington with her husband Terry.