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Don't Be A Douchebag!

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by: Glenn Whitehead
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Publication Date: January 10, 2015
Book Size: 6" x 9"
Pages: 283
Binding: Perfect Bound
Color: Black and White

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Book Synopsis
I’ve been in the truck, fighting the traffic for about 75 minutes, and I’m now about 3 miles from the house. I’ve been sitting at the light, in the left turn lane for 7 or 8 minutes, watching it run through the cycle about 4 times; now I’m only 3 cars away. OK, green arrow, let’s move. 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi; SON-OF-A-BITCH! I’m going to have to sit through another cycle because only 2 cars made it that time. Excuse me ass crack, would you mind extracting your head from your anal cavity and getting the fuck out of the way? What are we doing? At work, in our personal lives, in government; we've handed over control of our country to the lowest links of the food chain. As I vent my frustration with these morons, on a daily basis, my wife regularly asks me: "Do you really think you're smarter than everyone else?" It pisses me off that I even have to answer that question. Look around; is it not obvious as hell that, of course I'm smarter than 99% of these asswipes. This book is my call to arms. We need to take our country back from these narcissistic, obnoxious, ignorant pricks. Join me in issuing the rallying cry:
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About The Author
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Glenn Whitehead is a former building contractor, an amateur philosopher, part time blogger, and cranky all around wiseass. He lives with his wife Melissa, his kids, and grandkids in Kingwood, Texas.